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November 01 2017

03:02
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fire-plug:

Priorities

02:59

libra-moon-witch:

🔮🍁🔟💰🎃🍁🔮

An emoji spell to help make October a prosperous month.

Likes charge. Reblogs cast.

02:58
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heckifiknowcomics:

Gotta love yourself

01:52

spacemuffinz:

Hey hello my lovelies.

I really need some help. So much.

I dont have internet anymore. Just stray wifi. I also dont have trash service and my gas bill is overdue and winter is at the front door.

My roommate left us. We got in a fight over him not paying enough money for his 3rd of things and that’s why we’re so close to misery all. The. Goddamn. Time.

My van needs an oil change. And rear brakes. And a window. And the driver’s door is wired shut and needs new hinges before it can open. And he’d barely give me enough to cover like the water bill. So I’d have to pay the rest of his part. So my van is still a flaming heap of garbage. U know. Shit like that. Non stop. For 2 years. So i confronted him about it. And instead of manning up and getting a better job, or help out around the house or like, even do a single chore, he got pissed at me and left and moved back in with his mom.

So

Meanwhile i have a friend at work whose roommate just moved in with his gf and now he cant pay bills. So he moved in with me.

And we all get paid on the 3rd.

But right now we’re all so broke i dont even have gas in my van. Or groceries. At all. My van is on E. And we all live an hour from our jobs on foot time. My gf works across the street from me and my friend. And we all have different shifts. FuNfUn.

Fml.

So basically i am hoping theres someone around on the internet who has some spare money they could part with. Just so we can get some groceries and even a half tank of gas.

We’re down to spoiled milk and stale bread and ramen. All this couldn’t have happened at a worse time. I am begging.

And we’ll be forever grateful.

Please consider.

Paypal.me/karae

Thank yall who helped me out i love u so much god idk what i would do without the love. I just wish my life would stop going to shit for like 5 minutes u kno.

My friend kris who moved in with me doesnt have a bed so any more money i get is going to help him at least get a cheap thrift shop mattress. He sleeps on the floor on a blanket with his cats.

And Im still a nervous paranoid wreck cuz roger still has all his stuff there and we haven’t heard a word from him since he left and he blocked us on the internet. Which i can only get when im at work anyway if theres a renegade wifi signal. I wanna pull my hair out and I’m stressed to the gills. Idk

Just.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you

October 31 2017

23:34

afewreelthoughts:

ushistorytrash:

givemeunicorns:

naphula:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

i-run-a-trash-blog:

marvxel:

james-wessley:

kanthia:

stitch-n-time:

thing-for-ferryboats:

sirl33te:

asexualmagneto:

danray002:

simaraknows:

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

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sarenderpity:

365daysofhalloween:

bundyspooks:

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

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sixpenceee:

New York-based artist and CollegeHumor head illustrator Jacob Andrews has plucked some of the most spine-tingling two-sentence horror stories from the depths of Reddit, and turned them into a short series of chilling comics. 

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personalspaceinvaders:

vanillavalerian:

Again, not mine. But omg this is so good aaaaaaaaaah

ALL THE RESOURCES

09:29

Art Tip #232

uselessarttips:

Save any picture you find that gives you that smallest idea, even if you won’t use it right away. It gives you a folder of things to look through when the urge to draw is there but the ideas arent.

09:18

starbuckssollux:

starbuckssollux:

starbuckssollux:

starbuckssollux:

6 hours

2 and a half hours

one hour

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doubladee:

aceofpearls:

burger heiress

supportive burger wife

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buzzfeedlgbt:

Zachary Quinto Slams Kevin Spacey For His Response To Sexual Misconduct Allegations
(x)

October 29 2017

18:27

spacemuffinz:

Hey hello my lovelies.

I really need some help. So much.

I dont have internet anymore. Just stray wifi. I also dont have trash service and my gas bill is overdue and winter is at the front door.

My roommate left us. We got in a fight over him not paying enough money for his 3rd of things and that’s why we’re so close to misery all. The. Goddamn. Time.

My van needs an oil change. And rear brakes. And a window. And the driver’s door is wired shut and needs new hinges before it can open. And he’d barely give me enough to cover like the water bill. So I’d have to pay the rest of his part. So my van is still a flaming heap of garbage. U know. Shit like that. Non stop. For 2 years. So i confronted him about it. And instead of manning up and getting a better job, or help out around the house or like, even do a single chore, he got pissed at me and left and moved back in with his mom.

So

Meanwhile i have a friend at work whose roommate just moved in with his gf and now he cant pay bills. So he moved in with me.

And we all get paid on the 3rd.

But right now we’re all so broke i dont even have gas in my van. Or groceries. At all. My van is on E. And we all live an hour from our jobs on foot time. My gf works across the street from me and my friend. And we all have different shifts. FuNfUn.

Fml.

So basically i am hoping theres someone around on the internet who has some spare money they could part with. Just so we can get some groceries and even a half tank of gas.

We’re down to spoiled milk and stale bread and ramen. All this couldn’t have happened at a worse time. I am begging.

And we’ll be forever grateful.

Please consider.

Paypal.me/karae

08:15

FBI terrorism unit says 'black identity extremists' pose violent threat

odinsblog:

ghost-of-achrilock:

Nobody is buying it.

This is absolutely pathetic, transparent, and shameful.  It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here, and it has nothing to do with justice or genuine fear about the threat posed by ‘black identity,’ whatever the fuck that creepy, fascist shit means.

This is racist, fascist political persecution, plain and simple, so that police can brutalize black people without consequences and under cover of the broader federal security state (run by the racist Trump regime and the now racist, reactionary, theocratic Department of Justice).

This is an abuse of legal authority to combat Trump’s, and law enforcement’s, perceived ideological and racial enemies.  Nothing more, and nothing less.

People who are NOT a threat, according to this FBI report: the Klu Klux Klan, Neo nazis, white nationalists and Alt-Right members who were doing the Hitler salute and yelling “Heil Hitler, kill Jews!” in Charlottesville

People who are on the FBI’s threat list: Black people who take a knee for the national anthem and say, “please stop killing us,” animal rights activists, and environmental groups

The FBI did the same thing to Martin Luther King jr and other Civil Rights activists. This is just the updated, 2017 version of using the government to target BLM activists with Cointelpro

Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions need to go choke to death on some saltine crackers

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someoneintheshadow446:

dangerbooze:

juliarosecoloredgoggles:

lennythereviewer:

minfotibaken:

thekumazone:

is there any source of these? they’re freakin cool

This is the LAST time I invite Tim Burton over for lunch

B E 

O U R

G U E ST

So my work is blowing up and I had no idea!! <3

This some Coraline shit right here

Attack of the demon forks

08:09

adhighdefinition:

pathfind:

i thought you guys would find this thread i wrote interesting

this is a very real problem! and unfortunately, something similar happens to people of color and adults as well. always try and tie it down to something else when, in fact, the disorder has been clearly present the whole time. it’s so damaging. 

newsflash: adhd is real and everyone can have it! 

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cumbler-tumbler:

destinyrush:

💀💀💀

Seems like a good solution. Republicans are the ones who don’t seem to know or care what’s in the Constitution, after all.

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